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Missing Wife

A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report
that his wife was missing.

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come
home.
Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.

Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown.

Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.

Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my truck.

Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?

Husband:
Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8
engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching
white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and “Bubba” floor mats.
Trailering package with gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB radio
six cup holders, and four power outlets. Added special alloy wheels and
off-road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door.

At this point the husband started choking up.

Sergeant: Don’t worry buddy. We’ll find your truck.!

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